why am i so thin? because i have skinny genes! har har har har

anyway click the link to watch the best clip EVER (c/o marco tanjutco)!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCp9sT0gek0

they say that "two wrongs don't make a right"
i say that "one wrong doesn't make a right either, at least two wrongs make me happy"
:P

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andami mong sinabi pero sa totoo lang wala kang sinabi

back to school, back to school
to prove to dad i'm not a fool
i've got my lunch packed up
my shoes tied tight
i hope i don't get in a fight

XXX CAMEL TOE PICS XXX!!!


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http://www.hornymanatee.com

it's so easy to
write haiku you just stop at
the thirteenth syllab-

For the star wars geeks out there:

( Kyle Katarn facts )

i find it so annoying when i'm looking around in a store and the salespeople go up to me or look over my shoulder and go "oh sir that would look nice on you. oh sir that's our latest product. oh sir that's cheap lang" if i need your help ill ask for it thank you very much. i'm looking at the merchandise, instead of asking you to pick it for me, ( Read more... )