This happened last week , but i've been so busy working that i havne't had time to post . I have leveled up to SANDWHICH GOD in case you were not aware . I created the most delishious sandwhich of all time , and have opened up a WHOLE NEW ASTRAL PLANE of sandwhich options for you , the people ( Read more... )

So friends. you may have already guessed that i have a new pet . and that it is a giant . MONSTER .

In fact it is a Giant African Land Snail. and in case you were curious , you are jealous . He/she (all snails are hermaphrodites) though i call him a he , his name is "Cyril" . Apparently i will eventually have an entire CAST of pets names after ( Read more... )

Today at the LCBO i had the stupidest/funniest thing ever happen. I had been thinking for a while about how funny it would be if some underage person came in to try and buy liquor with a fake id of someone of a different race. Well , guess what friends , today , it HAPPENED. I shit you not . A young tiny skinny asian-ish girl came in and handed me ( Read more... )

I still don't have a paint program. it's upsetting. Nor do i have a scanner . but i've found a loophole. i took some pictures of my sketchbook pages through the built in camera on Sir Johnny Ramboseed. They look strange and lost a lot of detail because ( Read more... )

NRC DISCOVERS KRYPTONITE:Finding out that the chemical composition of a material is an exact match to an invented formula for the fictitious kryptonite was the coincidence of a lifetime. The initial analysis seemed to indicate that the mineral's colour hardness and composition were unique. But the crystals were so small he needed help from the ( Read more... )

Ripping cds can make TERRYFYING sounds on my computer. I don't know if it's because the cd is scratched and Johnny Ramboseed has to work extra hard to read it . but it sounds so loud and horrible and kind of similar to a jet engine warming up . I worry that i may be ruining my computer? your thoughts ( Read more... )

I sent an ( email to ALCOR : LIFE EXTENTIONS )

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Is a four leaf clover still lucky if one of the leaves gets torn/ripped/falls off ? Because then it is a 3 leafed clover , which in itself is ordanary , but does the clover's essence remain in tact? Or do you think that perhaps it has a polar effect , and now it is cursed and unlucky ( Read more... )

Tonight is the night that i try to name my prescious. I've had it for more than 3 days and it seems unexceptable that he not have a name now that i have downloaded software and freeware and copious amounts of mp3's. I was trying to think of an excellent name that also preferably be a pun of some kind. I didn't like any of the ones i originally came ( Read more... )