>> FIRST MELODY [voice]

[mindf_ck]

Look at all these morose motherfuckers right here.

Granted, this isn't any better than I figure Hell would be, but being chased out of a hospital by freak nurses and some fucking weird monsters comes pretty close to what I wager my afterlife would look like.

Hah hah hahI'm Tayuya. Chuunin-ranked Shinobi of Otogakure. And I'm looking to get the

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[overshadowedboy]

Easier said than done...

[mindf_ck]

Don't waste air if you're not gonna be useful, dipshit.

[overshadowedboy]

...

Don't make the impossible sound easy!

(OOC: strikes are thoughts.)

[voice]

[mindf_ck]

Still wasting air. I could choke it out of you, y'know, if you're up for preserving it.

[bends_lightning]

Well, that makes two of us.

[mindf_ck]

Where the hell am I, anyway? Shit, no one's inclined to give out a little goddamn information when it's asked for, are they?

[bends_lightning]

It's called Discedo, though "Hell" seems to be a better name.

[voice]

[mindf_ck]

Shit, I've done worse. This place is nothing.

You are?

[Text]

[edgy_edgey]

Welcome to Discedo.

[voice]

[mindf_ck]

Fina-fucking-lee.

...

Oh. Oh. That's some funny shit, right there.

[Text]

[edgy_edgey]

No one requested that you welcome the explanation with open arms.

[voice]

[mindf_ck]

Then no one's gonna care that I didn't, faggot. How 'bout you and your queer little self get the fuck out of here, now? I got what I wanted.

[bou_hunt]

Takigawa Houshou. A pleasure~

[mindf_ck]

Yeah, yeah. Guessing you don't know where the exit is, either.

[bou_hunt]

Nope, not a clue~

[mindf_ck]

Then get the fuck off my frequency and stop wasting my time, moron.

[voice]

[maxwell_labs]

Hello, Tayuya. I'm Maxwell, and I think we're all looking to get out of here, but that's been unsuccessful.

[voice]

[mindf_ck]

Figures. Population seems like it's got shit for brains.