At midnight tonight, I am deleting every Monkees-related person from my LJ friends list. If you wish to be added back, message me privately here on LJ (or on FB), or leave a comment on this entry stating that you want to be added back and are NOT the person(s) who is/are (still) leaking my friends-locked LJ entries.

I'm done with this.


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This is a piece that I wrote about the night I lost my virginity. Contains (obviously) sexual content and some language. I'm posting this up here in honor of today being four years to the day since this very event took place. Please do not reprint or repost this anywhere without my permission, because I'm pretty sure this is going to go into my ( Read more... )

Yeah, I went ahead and wrote Craig Ferguson/Conan O'Brien fan fiction. Damn it.


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I FINALLY FINISHED ALLISON (rooftopconcert)'s BIRTHDAY FIC!! And so, here it is, for hers and your reading pleasure. If you do read this, PLEASE give me some feedback, because I worked my ass off on this. Thank you!

Title: One Hot Summer
Author: Me!
Rating: Oh-so-very NC-17
Pairing: Mike Nesmith/John Sebastian/OFC
Genre: Threesome M/F/M Smut. And copious ( Read more... )

So, okay. I probably should've written about this yesterday or the day before, but it's taken me some time to figure out how to take my vocal tone and expression and put it into words. I'll give it a shot now, though ( Read more... )

Smudged mascara lies in pale streaks on the tops of my cheeks. My underarms possess Lust's dwindling presence in the form of sweat. The flush is fading from my skin, as is the soreness from within ( Read more... )

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for: Pictures! First, however, I would like to apologize to Stephen Colbert. I found my University of Washington pen in my purse earlier today. So, Stephen Colbert did not steal my pen. I'm sorry, Stephen. Hopefully you'll still let me be your autistic friend.

ANYWAY...On with the show!

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So, I wasn't going to write about this until I got back to Seattle, but damn it, I am far too excited to wait. As the subject line of this blog indicates, I met Stephen Colbert this past Monday. ENVY ME, BITCHES! Bahahaha. What a day. Oh man.

How did it happen, you ask? Dumb. Fucking. Luck. I post on an LJ community called colbert_report, which is full of loyal ( Read more... )

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Stolen from ragnarokv20. Damn this thing was long.

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.  (Gee, let's think...)
× I don't watch much TV these days.  (I'm addicted to Law & Order: SVU and Law & Order: CI)
✓ I own lots of books.  (Reading is fundamental!)

✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
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