Jacob and I got a puppy for valentines day. We named her Emma after the two day stint that Emerson was a girl.

Last night I had a dream that I was a tiny squirrely white man and Britney was a huge scary black man and we lived in a hotel room together and sold fake rolex watches and called eachother "gurrrl" and "huunny". Our boyfriends were actually girlfriends but we called them boyfriends...but they were actually sixteen year old romanian girls that were ( Read more... )

I'm pathetically trying to cover up a hickey with a strand of pearls. My body is exhausted and overused, but I feel like if I sleep then I'll waste time that could be used to: smoke more cigarettes, paint my fingernails pink, color, daydream, read, meander and avoid all the bad things. I really have no goal or focus, I thought maybe I was grabbing ( Read more... )

I got a job being a fashion model, it's too hot outside, I really want a dog, and the radio stations are already playing christmas music.

At the mall I work at all of the security guards ride around on these:


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Last night was fun. I made out with everyone. And danced for four hours straight. Fun.

The Panties Party was hellahella fun. Until I got arrested, was taken to jail in little more than my skivvies and charged with underage possesion. The highlight of the night? Gettin two thugs phone numbers via sign language while getting my mug shot. And maybe dancing by myself in the jail cell. Blame it on the champagne.

Panty Party moved to College Avenue. Grant's and Kyle's house. Slip and slide added.

There's gonna a be a party and it involves underwear, hard liquor and a whole lot of humping. It'll be this FRIDAY AT 10 or 11 ISH at THE FINE: DREW HEFFRONS HOUSE WHICH IS ON 1147 MERRIWEATHER SOMETHING OR OTHER behind the harris teeter! There'll be a really strong bounce enforcing the dress code and making sure no one gets raped. Thanxxx and ( Read more... )

...when the stars got to know us.

spent like 36 hours in bed this weekend.

things were so good and I was content now things are shitty and I am really disappointed with a lot of the people that are in my life.