I really need to find out why I exist.
Ew.

oh shit.

I went on a real long bike ride last night and only had to use my inhaler twice. Hopefully I get the key to the house today and I can attempt to get my life situated/stop mooching off Amy. I have a training session at a thai restaurant today and I hope they like my skillz.

I'm lucky if my brain allows me to sleep at night.

Last night I smoked the last of my birthday weed, listened to Radiohead's Amnesiac 13.5 times and knitted an entire scarf. It was completely miserable and totally perfect.

Dear Amy,

I know your birthday isn't until tomorrow, but I am going out of town and I am not sure I'll be able to give you your present. So I'll give it to you now.
Here:
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After a million hours of driving, breaking down six gazillion times, almost dying in about three billion car crashes, a pack of cigerettes, 9 cups of coffee and 4 coca-colas I am finally back in Atlanta ( Read more... )

So I just got fired for the first time ever. It's just icing on the motherfucking cake I've been gorging myself with these past two days ( Read more... )

I cut my rattail off tonight. It must've been nearly 4-5 inches long. It's all because of this crazy dream I had last night..I got all weird and it was all I could think about so in a random fit I cut the tail off and now I'm not hot or a lesbian. So no sex for me I guess.

Last night I had a dream that I gave myself a horrible haircut and it was so realistic that I woke up in tears. I also had a sex dream but I can't remember with who.

Sometimes I wish life was like an Ipod commercial. Or a drag show. Or an old dance school recital.

Courtney's dad just came down to throw the garbage out and I was sitting here in my underwear. I'm afraid too many of my friends father's have seen me in my underwear. Just a little mortifiying.