I finally got a job. I'll be working at Goodwill 34 hours a week for a stellar $6.50 an hour. The manager said I might get more, I'm not counting on it though. Start Monday ( Read more... )

I have an interview at TJ Maxx tomorrow. I am applying at Goodwill and Kangaroo Gas Station on Sullivan's Island today. Um. My hair is currently various shades of yellow white and orange and I am really really sleepy most of the time.

That's about all that is going on.

I'm going to bleach my hair tonight.

Better not fuck it up.

Even though the rain ruined my beachy day it provided a wonderful outdoor natural shower that Courtney and myself indulged in. Maybe I'll get a job tomorrow.

I love South Carolina.

My septum fell out because I was wrestling with my cousin and now I can't get it back in and I am about to blow a fuse because I never have trouble getting this ring in and I'm going to piss my pants if this shit doesn't go back into the goddamn hole ( Read more... )

Happy Motherfucking Birthday Allison Phillips!

I got you a picture of two giraffes mating!


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So I get home and I make the usual blahblah small talk with my mom about my weekend and such and then all of the sudden she looks at me all serious like and says "okay Linze, spit it out. what's going on, tell me these plans you have." Fuck. How the hell is it that my mom ALWAYS knows what the fuck is going on. I hadn't even mentioned the idea of ( Read more... )

I've runaway to South Carolina for a few days. Um I'm in Charleston so someone (named BROOKE) needs to come hang out with us. Courtney and I called you. No Reply. LAME. Pass few days: good. Today: good bad getting better.

Edit: Trey come hang out with us too. S'il vous plait.

Today I quit my job. It's a long story but it basically boils down to the fact that I am all of these things: bi-polor, ADD, and an all around indecisive and confused person.

I want someone to go swimming with me.

Charleston was fun. My friends are cool. And Cornelius Maximus Something Something Something is probably the best thing that exists on this earth. Seriously.

Everytime I see the ocean I lose a little bit of my sanity.