I have finally come to terms with Oasis.

Gallagher brothers?  You hear me?

Vendetta off.

Man, here's a terrifying new sex story I wrote:

Oh Boy

Try and not imagine Mickey Mouse.  You just try.

They just do.

Finished a new story today for the show.  It's called "The Puke Bet."

The Puke Bet

It's part of a series, along with "The Gas Bet." 

I am trying to start a new genre.

Bet fiction!

A genre seated in a long, fine tradition:

"The Man from the South," by Roald Dahl
"The Ledge," by Stephen King

etc, etc, etc.

I guess I can die now.

I have made a word, evidently.

http://www.doubletongued.org/index.php/citations/whafa_1/

Put this on my tombstone, I guess.

I didn't finish this story as fast as I wanted. I can't actually tell if it's any good or not. All I know, is that I had to write it. It was a question of honor.

Benjamin's Abomination

A story that will make no one happy!

Finished a new story called "Fuckchanged" today.

Fuckchanged

I intend to finish another one by Thursday, and then I have to figure out which one to read at the show.

Why wasn't I told this was an option?

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From Craigslist:

"Sunday morning half hour start-up - visit - 10 min. talk (Greenwich Village)
Reply to: technologygr@earthlink.net [?]
Date: 2009-02-09, 11:04PM EST

This job requires a person to come to my location and wait at the street level
til I come downstairs for a few minutes chit-chat, for a half-hour
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