You've reached Michael. No, not the Archangel one, the other one. Uh, well I don't have my phone right now. Or I'm busy. So leave a message and I'll call back.

Baby bumble bee song? Is disturbing.

Michael was still in a pretty good mood after his talk with Mia about moving in together when they went to California. Walking down the halls of Queen Industries, however, a slight knot began to form in his stomach. He hadn't exactly mentioned to Ollie that he was going to propose moving in with Mia, and now that he was getting closer to the man's ( Read more... )

[Sorting through a large paper stack.]

To say that Michael was happy that Mia had won the bachelor auction was an understatement, even though he knew she had to dig into Ollie's wallet to help pay for it. At least it wasn't some creepy old rich lady that lived with various animals and talked to a picture of her dead husband at night. He figured he owed it to her to give her a damn good ( Read more... )

In which jail is so fun.

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[Mumbling] For charity. All for charity.

Virtual boxing just isn't the same.

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