(20:08:40) Rachelt: crap there is just no good porn available for women
(20:09:08) Rachelt: all i want is a johnny depp lookalike reclining naked on a couch, dammit! is that so much to ask???
(20:13:23) EpiqueFoetus: apparently
(20:13:32) Rachelt: god just doesn't love me
(20:14:55) Rachelt: or at least won't cater to my sexual fetishes

For some bizarre reason i bothered doing this. Why, I still don't know.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

I had an interview at this lovely consulting company and was hired on the spot. I was the first person they interviewed, too. It's a nice kick up from my previous salary, and I might get to help with some truly interesting stuff. Hooray!

I have gotten over my previously crippling depression. I decided just to not let my various issues bother me. As someone once said, there's no point regretting past events, because there's nothing else you could have done given who you were at the time. Do things differently next time, sure, but there's no point regretting anything. Maybe i'll ( Read more... )

My blind date was a republican. He started trying to defend torture, then when I was appalled, called me a "northern elitist." I replied that yes, I was, and i'd gain respect for the South as soon as they stopped bending over and spreading their asscheeks for any schmuck who namedropped jesus while simultaneously shitting on everything he stood ( Read more... )

Dad didn't tell the whole story. The rest of it is on his blog, here: http://www.martytropp.blogspot.com/

This is the second time that some random guy has called me on my correct number, with my correct first name, to say we've met at a bar i've never been to in my life. All I can deduce is that someone, somewhere, is giving out my name and number to creepy guys she meets in bars. All I can say here is, please stop. Or, alternately, thank me ( Read more... )

Tonight i was in a bikini modeling contest. I drank for free all night. I mean it was Bud, but still. I alternated with giving the crowd the finger and pointing at the cute chick who really wanted to be a model (sucker.) Thanks to my calling the crowd major fucking pussies, the girl who reallly wanted it won, and may have a modeling career ahead ( Read more... )

So Hawver decided to stop dating me. I don't really buy the "no time" thing, as he manages to find the time to date someone else. But it's not important really. Maybe I should stop seeing the other guy i'm dating, really start fresh and just try to find someone i'm REALLY interested in. I'd like that. On the other hand, Jon is nice, and i'm ( Read more... )

In Re. my earlier post on my idea for a cooking show. An awful lot of people seem to think it'd be an awfully good idea, and I have already got the donation of a camera and a few crewpeople for producing said show (as an internet thingie, or on public access.) I am now thinking this might be fun. I intend to be a lawyer, there have to at least ( Read more... )