Unlike the majority of women who carry their weight in their ass and hips, mine has always gone right to the spare tire around my middle. Other females in my family are built the same way - we have thin, shapely legs, somewhat flat asses, boyish hips, and chubby winking bellies ( Read more... )

After another hilarious night with a bottle of red wine and America's Funniest Home videos, I think I may have finally cracked the code to its infinite power over my laughing mechanism ( Read more... )

This is the best ever.

At work, someone put up this erroneous sign. As you can kind of see, someone else corrected it. But then someone else came along and scrawled their own addition at the bottom.


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Something about photo booth pictures always seems very touching to me, like the poignancy projected onto a missing persons shot on the local news or found pictures of your parents looking young, happy, and beautiful. Maybe it’s that they’re almost always taken by two people who truly want to commemorate a moment together, that the actual suggestion ( Read more... )

I have found that the best thing to do when you're going to work with a hangover is to take 5 minutes to put on a dress and heels ( Read more... )

Aside from the general delight I take in uber-cuteness such as displayed in this picture from Cute Overload, this one is the best for another reason.


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Walking to the subway this morning in glasses and bedraggled hair, feeling self-conscious under the blazing sun, I suddenly heard a tiny little, "Hi ( Read more... )

Hey, what's 9 months before mid-April?

'Cause it seems like everybody's having a birthday right now.

If you could tell me the name of one album that I would have to immediately run out and buy because it is absolutely essential to my general enjoyment of life, what would it be?

What are you top five favorite movies?

Mine:

1. Coal Miner's Daughter
2. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
3. Waiting for Guffman
4. Ghost World
5. High Fidelity