I'm feeling pretty darn good. My best friend is in love, and it's so freaking cute. She's so happy! I just want to grab the two of them, hug them tight and pinch their cheeks for extra measure. They're such an endearing couple ( Read more... )

( Road rage! Buttprobes! Violence in sports! It's all part of the fahbulous Keiko package! )

So. Saturday morning I woke up at some ungodly hour in the morning, aided by alarm clocks and screechy cats. I picked up a rumpled looking Lauren, then went to drop off the cats with Alexis. I briefly considered just dumping the cats at her place, ringing the bell and bolting, never to be heard of again. Sadly, I'm a glutton for punishment, so I ( Read more... )

Dude. I feel so much better. It's amazing what a good talk and some ice cream can do. And my friends rock ( Read more... )

The party is off. Not that there ever was a party, but, whatever. I am in a foul mood. I hate men. Well, only some men. Other men, I like, such as Jared, who is currently feeding me ice cream and listening to me whine about The Evils That Men Do while Liza is out renting some suitably cheesy chick flick for us to watch. I'll probably let him live ( Read more... )

I kinda want to change my AIM name to Crazy Cat Lady. Just because it seems so fitting. I am so going to be one of those crazy old broads who lives to a ripe old age and collects cats like other people collect stamps, and goes quietly insane while holing up in my study drinking sherry and writing the fucked-up memoirs of my youth. One day, my ( Read more... )

I'm bored, I'm mildly tipsy and I have a headache the size of France. I keep getting porn messages on my AIM and somehow keep agreeing to accept them, because occasionally they're something amusing-yet-disturbing like "Watch me take a whip to my Mommy! Oh yeah, Kimber's all grown up now!" Like, could lesbian incest porn be any perkier? Also, Over ( Read more... )

Well, that settles it. I'm never showing my face on the Gilmore Girls set again. Shut up, I mean it this time ( Read more... )

*Yawns* Going to sleep very, very soon. Maybe ( Read more... )

Okay. Guess who's moving up in the world? That's right! Keiko's gone Pimp, and she ain't going back. Probably.

Our subjects today are the delightful blake_mcgrath, aka Blazius aka The Grandmaster of Cool, who taught me everything I know about AIM (admittedly, not much) and is going to teach me how to dance like a pro (hee! good luck there, dude ( Read more... )