Basically...
(over the phone)
Me: where's all of my clothing?
Mom: shoot, I forgot to do the laundry.
Me: so where's all the dirty laundry?
Mom: just find a t-shirt somewhere.
Me: Mom, i need to find shorts and I only have like 2 pairs.
Mom: how can you not have t-shirts? you have a million.
Me: (what the?) I just said that I need shorts.
Mom: go look in
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