Comments | missbingley: I'm Still-I'm Still Jenny From The Block

missbingley

I'm Still-I'm Still Jenny From The Block

Oct 16, 2003 22:08

Setting: Creative Writing, Albertus Hall, Thursday afternoon.

Assignment: A poemA tall girl, dressed in an outfit highly reminiscent of Jennifer Lopez, replete with a beaded bandana, sits at her desk, licking a lollipop. The surrounding desks are filled with people of the emo, hipster type. Picture all black, a beret and a Che Guevara shirt. Very ( Read more... )

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coltish October 16 2003, 20:00:21 UTC

Oh my God. I love you. Marry me, marry me now!!!

missbingley October 17 2003, 11:47:33 UTC

I'll need to see the ring first, but we can totally get married.

Wheee! A marriage proposal. Made my day, that did. Can I wear a Vera Wang wedding dress?

coltish October 17 2003, 12:14:20 UTC

The ring, eh? Uh... how about a big pink daimond, just like Ben gave JLo? And I wouldn't have you in anything but Vera. No, no, no! Hee hee!

missbingley October 17 2003, 15:15:38 UTC

A pink diamond would be so gaudy and ostentatious. Perfect!

Mallory hearts Brooke 4Eva!

_wizzard_ October 16 2003, 20:13:34 UTC

Your writing teacher sympathizes with you right? I took a creative writing class once and the teacher actually kind of dissed (in a nice way) a kid who did this total angsty dark poem full of words that nobody has used in 100 years. I think they must get sick of that stuff.

missbingley October 17 2003, 11:48:38 UTC

Oh, she definitely sympathizes with me. You can almost see the boredom in her eyes when someone reads one of heir dark, depressing poems. She rolls her eyes a lot, too. She's very much like me, actually-perky and hyper.

rexmanning October 16 2003, 20:22:16 UTC

Have I told you lately that I love you?
Have I told you there's no one else above you?
Fill my heart with gladness
Take away all my sadness
Ease my troubles, that's what you do.

You are the best EVAH!

missbingley October 17 2003, 11:53:58 UTC

Becca, you know I love you right back!

coltish October 17 2003, 12:15:20 UTC

AH! AHH! I have been looking for pictures of that "gournal" scene for months! Where oh where did you get those?!

rexmanning October 17 2003, 15:47:30 UTC

Oh, nowhere.

You may jack it if you really really want.

senatorgen October 16 2003, 21:56:56 UTC

OK I heart you. And please, please, please, use the handbag.

<333

missbingley October 17 2003, 11:55:59 UTC

I heart you, too!!

Should I use Prada or Louis Vuitton?

<333

easilyirritable October 17 2003, 05:51:32 UTC

Man, if those pretentious wanks had an iota of a sense of humor, they would see that you are obviously doing performance art! And that makes you cooler than all of them put together.

I mean, really - a poem about an anti-abortion rally? How fucking cliche. Don't those kids ever look in the mirror and feel stupid for being so lacking in personalities of their own?

missbingley October 17 2003, 12:00:11 UTC

Wow, I think that that is the first time anybody has called me cool, ever. I am so the polar opposite of cool. But thanks.

These kids bug me so much. Just totally fake, depressed whining phonies. Blah. At least I only have the class once a week.

easilyirritable October 17 2003, 12:12:27 UTC

Anyone who gets up in front of a class of Beatnik wannabe poseurs and reads a poem about the Bennifer gets a galaxy of gold stars in my Book of Cool.