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a storeee
1 day a piranna was in a rivver and it had a visitor!!!!!!!!1 (dont forget teh one) it was a fremdly hummybird come to MOCK the pirannah and then the fish tryed to ete the bird and the bird FELW AWAY BECAUSE BIRDS ALWAYS FLY FROM FISH THAT WANT TO EAT THEM THE END I WIN THE ARGUMENT!!!1 -
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death flu + fasting for wisdom teeth removal + work + wisdom teeth removal + post teeth-removal nausea + post teeth-removal ache = awful awful awful awful awful awful -
Another fine reason to leave Western Australia.
"Do you provide clothes dyeing services?"
"<*laughter*> You won't find that in WA!"
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I almost cried today over a pair of scissors. This makes me simultaneously sad and amused ( Read more... ) -
Trivial.
Writing for the sake of writing annoys me. I suppose that means I'm writing to annoy myself.
I don't know what it is exactly about Perth that sucks my joy out, but it does. I feel stifled, bored and cardboardy in Perth. (Fear me if you insult my city, however.)
Vaguely noteworthy things happened today - these are exciting things for my Perthlife ( Read more... ) -
Xavier.
I love that Xavier Hine only knows the words to one song: I Will Survive. -
Services offered.
I am willing, for a fee of $5 per call, to talk telemarketers into hanging up on you.
That is my talent!
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It must be hard to think of gifts when you're going out with a florist.
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Hello, sodyinoz - sorry I haven't been updating ( Read more... ) -
Note to self:
Sometimes work can be positive and reinforcing ( Read more... )