The general normalcy of my current workplace spurs me into nearly involuntary explosions of weirdness. I hear things coming out of my mouth and at the same time I think, "That should not have been said aloud." Too late.
The people are nice and normal and I'm awful at dealing with that. I flee the office during my lunch and hover in Adachi Park in ( Read more... )

I had forgotten Perth's unfailing ability to feel frosty and chilly while beaming sunshine down through a clear blue sky. I'm feeling overwhelmingly positive today. I start my contract position on Monday, I had a great day yesterday, mum's big party is tonight.. I would only tempt fate by asking for one more thing to make this a glorious day-start ( Read more... )

Is it tacky to wear my hair twisted up with chopsticks to a Chinese restaurant?

** Happy birthday to my mother! ** I intend to scribble up a set of vouchers for housework to be completed by me without the slightest bit of grumbling, given how broke and whatnot I am. And it's time to start nagging her about buying her "mother of the groom" outfit ( Read more... )

I am stuck at home. It seems a nasty pattern is developing. I move countries, get a new job, get sick ( Read more... )

( lamb - All in Your Hands )

Special birthday day today ( Read more... )

It doesn't feel like it's been ten months since I left Perth ( Read more... )

I escaped from the Dungeon of Urinalcakes!

I killed Black Sunset the floating eye, Bettie Hemlock the giant spider, Aurora Noir the leprechaun, Stecarey the zombie and Izzystars the goblin.

I looted the Shield of Women, a Figurine of Force Captain, the Sword of Jahbulon, the Wand of Warryr, the Shield of Lilith De Sade, the Armour of Modernslut, the ( Read more... )

I can be a real idiot. Not to get all emo, or anything, because I don't want to dye my hair black, but I'm starting to find it difficult to swallow the tears that are welling up in my chest. For better or for worse, I've come to have two homes. Just as much as I cried when I left Perth, I think I might double that when I leave Auckland. I feel ( Read more... )

My pal urinalcakes has started a community! pomedy is for lovers of British comedy to quote, discuss, recommend, and generally convene. Just think - an entire group of LJers who'll get what you're referring to!
high5revolution, I'm looking in your direction.. Winkwinkwink!