Dear Hannah,

[missersatz]

You are NOT ALLOWED to competitive-drink-sport with your bandmate. Your bandmate can drink you under the table, and you are a jackass show-off who tries to keep up but canNOT. Last night you bought two cans of beans that you don't need--do you want things like that to keep happening? Knock it off or you have to stay in your room all day. And I

Comments

[artificialemo]

Excellent use of a stern talking to.

[iphisol]

I would like to know more about the mash-up.

[beccamonkey]

at least they were only cans of beans, and not chinese food. when I get drunk, I often end up with chinese food.