( 2013 Survey )

It's almost time for that end of the year survey thing and I realized I haven't posted anything here since last year's survey. Oops. So here's a post for the sake of posting ( Read more... )

Todd is teaching Penny that sea lions say, "lauren lauren lauren."

In the early days of our birth class, I secretly wondered why all the women giving birth on the videos were such fatties. Not just bellies, but legs, and arms, and double chins, and such.
During a walk in the park this week a kid walked by me and yelled "faaaaaaat."
Thanks for doling out the karma, kid.

7 days (more or less) until the de-fattening

 

Guess who's pregnant?

Hint: Not Lauren this time.

(Although Lauren, if you are pregnant, sorry for spilling the beans buddy.)

I've been repeatedly cursing your name since 1am for that One Bad Idea.

Posted via Journaler.

It was only a matter of time before an abuser found out he could use Formspring to harass one of my clients anonymously instead of going the classic spam-the-hell-out-of-her-myspace route. Oh Interwebs, your conflict enabling powers are amazing.  Anyone know any fancy computer techniques so she can prove he's the one leaving the messages?

Someone donated 170 THOUSAND dollars to our Battered Women and Children's Shelter yesterday. Then she bought 10 toys for each child. This lifts a serious worry load off my shoulders but it also has me in awe. She's rumored to be a friend of the CEO so she presumably heard the place was struggling and pitched in. But how in holy hell can someone ( Read more... )

( Doing this old 2009 meme to distract from the UTI pain while I wait for my doctor to return from an insane 2 hour lunch. Oh Sick Day, you are not so fun. )