Today's quote of the day:

cllort (while trying to convince me that "The Smurfs" was a vehicle for spreading Communist propaganda to the youth of the world): "They all wore white with the exception of their dictator, Papa Smurf. And what color did he wear???? RED! And Smurfette didn't wear a bra because she couldn't afford one, due to the tough economy ( Read more... )

I have decided to post a poll every week. Why? Because MISSNICKERS CARES! And is easily entertained! And I might as well start taking advantage of the paid account features while I can, right? So, what say you LJers?

Poll We love the subs! 'Cuz they are good to us!

This poll was brought to you by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Aborted Hamster Fetuses (PETAHF) [<----- You ( Read more... )

So. Spent six hours on Friday Halloween costume shopping with my mom. I'm proud to say that I can now cross 'Try on a speedo over my pants in the middle of Big Five Sporting Goods in front of audience of employees and my smirking mother' off my Things To Do Before I Die list. But I think we solved the thigh-high boot dilemma. The good news: I ( Read more... )

Little known fact: After losing the 2000 Presidential election, Al Gore grew a beard, got fat, and then assasinated beloved PBS talk show host Levar Burton in an attempt to usurp his position on Reading Rainbow. You can now see Al in syndicated episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation as the blind guy (check your local listings ( Read more... )

Bored and irritated out of my mind right now. Sitting in Copyright class, trying desparately to stay awake, next to this guy who, after every sip of his drink feels the need to make this long 'aahhhhh' sighing noise. After every freaking sip. And the jerkoff has a Big Gulp - a 52 ouncer or something - so it doesn't look like the torture will end ( Read more... )

To combat boredom and the monotony of life, I've decided to shoot for a major milestone: I want to try to get at least 200 comments to this post. Do I have lofty goals? Yes. Have I gone mad? Probably. But I think we can do it! Or at least have fun trying... :) So, I'll leave the floor open, I'm game for any topic that strikes you. Deep ( Read more... )

.... that is the power of Huey! So, this weekend, the roommate and I went to the California state fair to see one of the best performers in the history of performances: Huey Lewis (shut up, Huey is cool, and I if you do not agree, I will fight you! :P). I actually had planned to write about this yesterday, but *cough*something came up, and I ( Read more... )

I've said it before and I'll say it again: power12252 is a bad influence on me (and by ‘bad’, I mean ‘what would I ever do without our deep philisophical conversations about life?’). Got very little homework done last night - at leat not until my cable internet went out and I was rudely thrown offline - and why you ask? *ahem ( Read more... )

Woo hoo! Just had a jolly little altercation in the appartment parking lot with 2 large men! It would seem that a certain nameless silver substitute for a penis Cadillac likes to park in our designated parking spot. It might not seem like that big a deal, but the parking in this complex is sparse (hence the designated slots), and when one ( Read more... )

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