Ok, I missed the first 45 minutes of "Be Cool: The Movie" because the friggin' people at the new theater in d'Iberville don't know how to post show times over the correct screens. Essh. Otherwise, it's a decent theater with stadium seating, and the arm cushions flip up out of the way, so it's dater-friendly. The enclosed kids playroom, however, ( Read more... )

I'm buzzing on Jack, Coke, and Harp, so I'll try my best to keep this coherent ( Read more... )

I was driving thru Ocean Springs on the way to work today when the right front tire on the Nissan blew out, just as I was turning onto the Biloxi Bay bridge. At first, I was just disappointed because a) I had figured the potholes on Hamill Farm Rd. had caused the flat and I should have driven more carefully around them and b) I'd better call work ( Read more... )

Woke up today, flipped over to CNN and immediately saw Kerry's concession speech. Then I looked down and saw that my skin had turned a kind of sea green, and it seemed that I had fallen asleep wearing purple capri pants. However, the expected urge to rise and smash various breakable items did not occur. It was curious, but less surprising than ( Read more... )

Ok, they aren't ( Read more... )

It's been a really fun 2 months leading up to these next few days. Met some kickass Polish folks and we engaged in many wacky heathenistic adventures that I should have been updating on previously to today ( Read more... )

Essh...how come after 15 hour shifts sleep just won't come along without a fight? Even took a shower and everything, dammit! It's clean time already! (well, physically at least ( Read more... )

Congrats to UConn. Okafor should rock at the next level. Of course, that's what I said about Ed O' Bannon when he took the Bruins to the title in '95...oops! Oh well, not like any money's gettin' put down on it...without any takers that is. The first pick in the Draft should *at least* go thru 2 or 3 years of college, Lebron aside ( Read more... )

Thursday I made a blatant play for good karma and helped up an old lady who fell in her driveway. Sweet old lady. Biggest problem was keeping Jerry Lee from licking her to death. Sure she didn't live this long to have that in her obituary ( Read more... )

Just left a 2 hour class on how to be nice to our co-workers. This things may have scored a perfect 100 on the Unintentional Comedy Scale ( Read more... )