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[mister_bones]

The light and love of my monotonous life, Angelica G. Forrester, has now entered her second 'trimester' of pregnancy. It's wonderful. I don't have to wake up at five in the morning to beat her to the loo before our sweet, innocent child causes her to vomit anything she managed to keep down from dinner

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[tedfuckingtonks]

I thought lethifolds ate children?

[mister_bones]

Even stuffed ones?

[tedfuckingtonks]

It might be cursed. But even if it's not, it's still a rather ominous gift to give a kid.

[mister_bones]

It's very soft.

[prewett]

That noise coming from your flat was decorating?

[mister_bones]

I'm sorry, my mother tends to speak in a very high register when planning things like that out.

[prewett]

I'm just relieved it was decorating. Not. Well. What it sounded like.

[mister_bones]

She is pregnant, Prewett, and rather far along! Merlin! Try to suggest that to your woman when she's in that state!