Trip 3 [Locked from Nemmy]

[misterhoodsir]

Hey, uh.

I kinda need some advice.

How do you let a really nice girl down without making her cry or something?

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[screwsparkles]

Chances are you're going to make her cry whatever you do.

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[misterhoodsir]

Fuck.

Least amount of crying, then.

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[screwsparkles]

Uhmm.

Don't try and pull the "it's not you, it's me" bullshit, even if it's true. Be honest with her, but choose how you phrase things very carefully. And if you dp like her, but you don't, like, want her...try not to make her think she's a horrible girl or anything like that.

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[misterhoodsir]

So...if I told you what I wanted to say, could you put it in girl terms for me?

[strongerfaster]

Did you say "nice"?

Yeah, she's gonna cry.

[misterhoodsir]

Okay, so I'm boned.

New question; how do I get the least amount of crying?

[strongerfaster]

Well, that depends. Do want to endure the least amount of crying, or do you want her to cry the least amount?

[misterhoodsir]

Uhm...obviously I want her to cry the least amount. Because she is a sweetheart.

Plus I dunno what the hell t'do once a girl starts to cry.

[electronichound]

Tell her that you aren't interested in a relationship right now.

[misterhoodsir]

Kinda 'line'-y but I'll take it. Thanks.

[electronichound]

No problem. It's better if it's the truth, or if you're a good liar.

[misterhoodsir]

That is so true.

[shenghuanzhe]

You're lettin' her down, dipstick, her feelings're gonna be hurt no matter what. Just be honest, don't bullshit her.

[misterhoodsir]

Arright. Thanks...First Mate whatsyourface?

[shenghuanzhe]

Kage.

[misterhoodsir]

Right. Kage.

[pimp_hat]

And just which girl joo plan on lettin' down mon?

[misterhoodsir]

...

[sighs.]

The one you're friend's with?

[pimp_hat]

Uh-huh...

In dat case I hope joo don't. Fah joor sake.

[misterhoodsir]

Wait, so...

What do I do then?