...Oookay, guys. What the hell?

There's been some talk--just a wee bit of talk--on here about, uhm...

People disappearing.

Now...that normal? Normal like the Sushi Bears and Psycho-killers normal?

Anyone know where they go?

Also, uhm, what's with the dead people posting again after they've gone and died?

...ding dong, the witch is dead?

Just...taking a head count on who's safe in their rooms right now. Y'know, like the nice first mate all told us to be.

Hey, uh.

I kinda need some advice.

How do you let a really nice girl down without making her cry or something?

And the ship explodes just as I was getting bored.

This cruise just keeps getting better and better.

Now...if only a particular lady would be willin' to join me on a walk along the beach...say...tonight?

Hey, this thing's kinda handy...

Don't remember signing up for a cruise. But I am no way complainin'.

[There's definitely a smile in his voice.]

Where we going?