Trip 1

[misterhoodsir]

Hey, this thing's kinda handy...

Don't remember signing up for a cruise. But I am no way complainin'.

[There's definitely a smile in his voice.]

Where we going?

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[screwsparkles]

We're heading to a place called the Golden Shore. Don't even ask where it is or how long it'll take to get there, though.

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[misterhoodsir]

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cool :)

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[screwsparkles]

...Wow. You're one of the few people that actually hasn't started complaining over lack of knowledge.

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[misterhoodsir]

im a speshal guy

who haets typing jesus

[shenghuanzhe]

I'm First Mate Kage and you're on board the Elegante. We're goin' to the Golden Shore, so until we get there, your job is to chill out and enjoy yourself. We got plenty'a amenities on board, but if you need anythin' extra or got any questions, ask myself or any other crew member.

[misterhoodsir]

I've got a question or two;

Are you really the first mate or is this one'a those gimmicky cruises for like Disney or some shit?

[shenghuanzhe]

[That gets an amused laugh.]

Sure as shit am the actual, real First Mate. Right hand man to the Captain himself.

[misterhoodsir]

Cool. Makes me feel special, guy like you dropping a hello to a passenger like me.

What's there to do for kicks here?

[Audio] because you can't type with talons

[for_our_future]

I believe we're going to the... Golden Shore? But the others seem to have told you that...

[misterhoodsir]

Yeah, yeah.

Sounds great.

This pretty voice got a name?

[for_our_future]

I guess...

U-um... My name is Mnemosyne.

[misterhoodsir]

...

Oh yeah? That it, or do you have a nickname?

[strongerfaster]

To hell.

[misterhoodsir]

Kick ass.

Best cruise ever.

[strongerfaster]

Ah, someone likeminded.

[misterhoodsir]

My thoughts exactly.

What's your name?

[pimp_hat]

Congratulations mon! Joo been one of a select few dat's been kidnapped and brought aboard dis boat!

Joo will now be subjected to a numbah of horrahs and tortchas!

My advice, drink till joo can't remembah joor own name.

[misterhoodsir]

Jesus Christ, I'm all for that.

What, mon, are deh horroahs and tortchors?

[pimp_hat]

Sometimes it be random chagin' in species, sometime joo get new tings growin' out joor body, and sometimes joo walk around wid joor head stickin' out joor ass.

[Yeah, that last one he made up but the thought makes him chuckle. Though he wouldn't be surprised if that acutally happened.]

And dat just be da tame stuff mon.

[misterhoodsir]

...

...right.