I was just thinking: A Tommy Barlett and Ripley's Believe or Not team up would be UNSTOPPABLE! Tourists from around the globe would flock to the Dells for such a spectacle, no doubt about it ( Read more... )

I've done the impossible -- I have compared apples and oranges. This morning on the radio I heard the phrase "it's like comparing apples and oranges" and thought to myself: "what a dumb-ass phrase. Comparing apples and oranges is possible!" So I did it ( Read more... )

Man oh man! I haven't updated this thing in ages ( Read more... )

I hate squirrels because they mock me. They like to crouch next to the sidewalk all sneaky-like waiting for me to approach so that they can pretend to be all freaked out by me. They thrash around pretending that they are trying to decide whether get the fuck away or bite my leg. I used to be afraid of their sneaky antics but, now that I've ( Read more... )

I'm well-aware that I overuse the term "blows my mind," but I do like it so.... Anyway, I was having an e-xciting, e-conversation with the Reverend (well I thought it was exciting) and I used the phrase "darn tootin ( Read more... )

At the risk of sounding like a cruel person I bring you this ( Read more... )

A while back I discussed the 100 Grand Bar... the other day I was takin' a gander 'round the local grocery store. I looked at the candy bar display and realized that in addition to the 100 Grand Bar there is also PayDay and 5th Avenue. I don't get it! Apparently those bars will let people know that you are ritzy. People will see you with one of ( Read more... )

There's a bird somewhere in the neighborhood singing a spring song. I have to say I'm a bit uncomfortable listening to it. It's making me blush, even ( Read more... )

Oh man! A new pope was picked today and boy! am I excited! Well, actually I am excited 'cos it's all very fascinating ( Read more... )

I saw a guy who looked like Fred Sanford, but I knew he wasn't for two reasons ( Read more... )