Comments | mistersleepless: Saturday Night Open Mic

mistersleepless

Saturday Night Open Mic

Oct 09, 2004 22:35

I am suffused with hatred for all humankind tonight.

Explain to me why I should not kill you.

-- W

Comments 384

tves October 9 2004, 14:54:56 UTC

You can't, you don't exist.
You're just like Santa, - make-belive

mistersleepless October 9 2004, 15:06:29 UTC

I am just like Santa: I can break into your house at night.

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mistersleepless October 9 2004, 14:58:43 UTC

All hope for humanity died somewhere around the time that Huey Lewis And The News began releasing records. Nice try.

fallen_x_ashes October 9 2004, 14:57:03 UTC

Because I know the Name of God.

mistersleepless October 9 2004, 14:59:32 UTC

EVERYONE HERE KNOWS MY FUCKING NAME

haironfire October 9 2004, 15:14:34 UTC

that actually made me laugh out loud...

mizkit October 9 2004, 18:57:16 UTC

(Me too. :))

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megashrike October 9 2004, 14:57:05 UTC

Because if you killed us who would read your material.

No one. Then like oh so many artists you'd end up the gutter with a can of Special Brew feebley masturbating whilst people throw stones.

Of course you could kill us, give up writing and cure cancer, but I'd like not to die yet kplsthx.

jjjiii October 9 2004, 14:57:31 UTC

Killing me would be doing both me and humanity a favor. Thus, if you truly hate all humankind, you should not kill me.