Saturday Night Open Mic

[mistersleepless]

I am suffused with hatred for all humankind tonight.

Explain to me why I should not kill you.

-- W

Comments

[sathariel]

Your pasty English body would never survive the journey-at-sea.

Because

[willabark]

I make excellent Pizza Soup!

[clearmind]

Because you'd want to kill all the Mass-holes here in Boston first before you could even reach me.

[cerulgalactus]

Because I didnt vote for John Howard, that lying little shit.

[ninjakitten]

Because the effort required to find me and end my life really isn't offset by the benefit of removing me from the world, even as simple population reduction