Saturday Night Open Mic

[mistersleepless]

I am suffused with hatred for all humankind tonight.

Explain to me why I should not kill you.

-- W

Comments

[alliiya]

define humankind

[ironjocelyn]

Because I can ...

Shit, I got nothing. Thanks for making us realize how meaningless we all are.

[mistersleepless]

You sent me funny photos. You get to live.

For the moment.

[phrawzty]

I am the dreamer. If you "kill" me, it will break the illusion, and everything you have known as "reality" will cease to be. In short, i will continue to live - but you, and everything you've ever known - will cease to be.

[mistersleepless]

I'm prepared to test that hypothesis.

[raving_rendal]

Ok name and address please now that I know who to take out to end this pathetic world.

[bopeepsheep]

Because if you did kill me a small somewhat-rabid toddler with new teeth would bite you in the knee (his favourite place at the minute) and since I'd be dead I wouldn't be able to prise him off. He had a go at the pizza delivery man earlier this evening. I may have to contrive some kind of muzzle...

[uchidachi]

Because I have boobies?

[mistersleepless]

Good try, but it won't work tonight.