Saturday Night Open Mic

[mistersleepless]

I am suffused with hatred for all humankind tonight.

Explain to me why I should not kill you.

-- W

Comments

[dungeoneer]

Because if you kill me my lawyers have instructions to release that videotape to the general public. The one involving you, me, the tin of Swarfega and Clare Rayner. They'll be laughing at you when you dispatch them.

[haironfire]

three reasons:

because i think balding men are sexy, and there arent enough people who think that way in this world.

because i'm slowly commiting voluntary suicide by smoking far too much, and to kill me would ruin all my carefully laid plans for lung cancer.

because i am filled with hatred and a thirst for revenge for a lot of people who have completely betrayed my trust and my love and to kill me would be to leave them unpunished.

[cusm]

Your Kung Fu is weak, old man. You can not defeat me.

[petite_tadpole]

If you killed everyone... who would be there to fuel your fire? To piss you off just enough to write your stories? More-over, who would be here to read it?

Besides, you must get some satisfaction in knowing that at the command of your mouth you have hundreds of people searching the inner depths of their minds, bodies, and souls to create for your next LJ stunt :)

[mistersleepless]

"If you killed everyone... who would be there to fuel your fire? To piss you off just enough to write your stories? More-over, who would be here to read it? "

Monkeys.

tee hee hee

[petite_tadpole]

[aergern]

Well, you could probably do it if I submit. But based on the fact that I'm in the SF/Bay Area.. your reach isn't that far. Besides.. if you were to do this then you wouldn't get the many pints I would be buying at Spookcon. Your choice. ;)

[mistersleepless]

"But based on the fact that I'm in the SF/Bay Area.. your reach isn't that far. "

My agents are ALL OVER the Bay Area.

[aergern]

Ah. I felt the interdimensional vibrating. They are sloppy and easy to trap. :)