I have the awesomest friend in the world. She makes my days so much better.
I cannot wait to go see her again. We are gonna have some REAL fun this time, cause I'll be up in hur hood wit all hur peeps yo. Bitches repruhzent up in hurr!!@!!@@!@<#@3#

Rah ( Read more... )

Ok a few things here.

One, while I was cleaning out my computer (fucking aye I only scalvaged my memory up to 1.89 gigs left to use...), I stumbled across THIS picture:


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Stores spend a lot of money to install fancy anti-theft devices by their doors to prevent their most expensive merchandise from just walking away ( Read more... )

I am the proud owner of the biggest fucking bottle of nasal spray ever.


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( LOOK AT WHAT I WOKE UP TO )

Wow I am so bad. Just for even thinking about it and considering it!
I blame it on my dream from last night. Which though it had nothing to do with the person I am about to mention...just yeah.

I really terribly have an urge to corrupt Ben Allard.
As in...

My boss' son.

Ok, so I know I won't really act on it, but amazingly enough, had he stuck ( Read more... )

I looked outside and saw the haze at 2am ( Read more... )

My cousin Jake, who is 13 years old, may have Ischemic Colitis.
If he does, he can join ranks with me in our fucked up bodily systems.

Read about Ischemic Colitis here.Steroids are bad for a 13 year old, so I hope he doesn't have to be given them ( Read more... )

Since I have nothing to say at the moment (read as:brain dead) I will just give you pictures of my new haircut ( Read more... )