Does anyone else ever have one of those classes that yopu just can't bring yourself to going to? My history class (US History 202) seriously makes me want to pull out large chunks of my hair and skin. So I typically find myself not going, or at least ducking out early. It's just a heck of a lot easier than showing up. It might torpedo my grade, but ( Read more... )

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I was sitting in my room tonight, and got bored. So I decided to take on a little constuction project to occupy my time:
A master's degree in blanket architecture:


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I think one of the most priceless moments of our lives comes when we realize that if our life were a sitcom, we would be the wacky neighbor.

That's right, America! It's time to come out and show your support for a real American institution! Groundhog Day! Hang your Groundhog Day stockings and groundhog-shaped lights! Put up the old Groundhog Day tree! Or, just watch the movie with Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell. It will undoubtedly be on TBS repeatedly ( Read more... )

My mom got me hooked on Sudoku puzzles. Then she made me buy my own book of them. It's like sneaking crack into someone's kool-aid, then watching them have to fund their own habit. Thanks, Mom.

Every Thursday, our bitch cleaning lady comes in, takes all of my stuff off the counter, puts it in a garbage bag and leaves it in my hall. So then, I have to fish all my stuff out of a hefty sack and get it all rearranged.

...I guess it's Ok though, because she cleans toilets all day and I just go around and crap in them all.

another day, another crane in the drawer

Looks like the new trend in public schools across America is putting a strict ban on freak dancing and increasing the number of parent chaperones. Now the number of reasons to go to a public school dance has dropped to zero. Next on the chopping block: Putting a ban on fun.

I would rather eat razorblades than watch MadTV. Which sucks, because it's pretty much the only thing on Comedy Central anymore.