Tonight, I just sat in my dorm room in my Superman boxers and played my pan-flute for like...an hour.

Tonight, as I was reading my history text, I got a hunger pang and decided to get something to eat. But instead, I heard my roommate in the kitchen and decided it wasn't worth it to try to go out there.

Eating was less important than avoiding my roommate at all costs. What a time we live in.

When someone asks you what color your eyes are, tell them! There seems to be this insane trend of pretending to have eye colors that you don't have. So when someone says "what color are your eyes?" kindly don't respond with ( Read more... )

My New Year's resolutions are slowly taking shape. I promised myself I would be happy, so we're taking care of business by cutting out the bad things (people included) that bring me down ( Read more... )

thank you to all of you who have counciled me through my relationship crises. The shit hit the fan tonight and things came to a real, tangible end with Fallon. I'm not as sad as some would think, me being a pretty gloomy fellow sometimes. More than anything, I am bitter and jaded ( Read more... )

So the story changed. I'm back in Monmouth, surprisingly. I kinda got swept along in my sister's plans to come home and left town in kinda a hurry. So here's where we stand ( Read more... )

After listening to Stevie Wonder's "Songs in the Key of Life" many many times through, I have come to the conclusion that despite his obvious musical prowess, he was unable to write song endings. This is why when you look at the track listings, there is a high propensity towards 6, 7, and 8 minute-long songs. He often repeats choruses, employs fade ( Read more... )

I just saw a commercial for NyQuil that I thought was awfully poignant ( Read more... )

My Grandma had sugery two weeks ago to remove a cancerous tumor in her lung. It entailed removing one whole rib and part of her right lung. So my mom went to Corvallis to take care of her and help speed up the recovery. Then, on the 18th, I went over to Monmouth to visit my girfriend (she broke up with me while I was there). Then, since my grandma ( Read more... )

So tell me, dear...after it's all said and done, who will you turn to that treated you like I did?

Edit: To my friends, how many failed relationships do you think it will take for her to regret how she treated me? I say one, but that's a conservative estimate.