It's been years since I've had pop rocks, so I ate a package today. Man, that's the most entertaining and useless candy ever! Pop rocks seems like it would be a better hobby than source of nutrition. Ingredients are pretty much:

Sugar
Carbon Dioxide

Delicious.

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With the exception of ABC Family (Full House, Boy Meets World, etc.) television in the middle of the day is almost always a loss. But I think you have to keep in mind the target audience when you watch some of it. One commercial I saw was for an ab-crunch machine. You bu this machine, do 24 crunches with it, and you have the perfect 90-second ab ( Read more... )

...Of course, you all knew that before. But today, I heard "Singing in the Rain" randomly, and it made me really happy for some reason. Then later, I heard Beethoven's 9th, and now all I can think about is A Clockwork Orange. It's weird that hearing a certain song can instantly transport you to another time and event. If there were ever a time ( Read more... )

My computer printer is on a little low shelf next to my computer, and directly underneath the printer tray is my wastebasket. Tonight I printed off my big history paper, and it immediately slid into the garbage. It made me smile.

Gravity, you were thinking what I was thinking.

To Mr. Reichelt, resident of Noble 106D ( Read more... )

I stole a flier from the mailroom on campus...Huh...

I was unaware that someone had covertly changed the St. Patrick's day mascot from a leprechaun to 4 interconnected sets of balls:


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Under the Marion Street Bridge in Salem lives a pack of wild people. If you've taken the Northbound exit towards Keizer, you may know what I'm talking about. The homeless of Salem congregate in this area, replete with a ledge to sit on (or poop behind, if you are the transient woman's dog I saw on my last visit to the area), a large patch of grass ( Read more... )

I don't usually post dreams, but I like reading Kurt's so much, I'll give it a whack this morning. Last night's dream ( Read more... )

Me: My Mom just sent me a care package, and it has a brown Sharpie in it.

Amanda: Maybe she figures you could use it to label things in brown.

Me: Yeah, because it's so often I find myself wanting to make permanent brown stains on things. (Long pause) That sounded different in my head.