Today, while I was surfing around, I saw a whole bunch of promotional gimmicks. You know the type...play a simple game of skill (or sometimes even luck) and win a(n) _______ (Xbox 360, iPod Nano, what-have-you ( Read more... )

I got a care package, which means more new things to make observations about ( Read more... )

Life's funny like that...Let's say, hypothetically ( Read more... )

You don't even know lonely until you were me tonight ( Read more... )

Ok, here you go. Would you rather ( Read more... )

So today, I debated for a long time whether or not to go to History. Finally, I decided it was in my best interest, so I rolled out of bed and found that I was already running a little late since my bike was still at Ashley's and I would have to walk to class. I dressed, hurried off, and made it on time, thankfully. Then...our history professor ( Read more... )

I was looking at my Old Spice body spray the other day. You know what it contains, other than a scent that seems to drive the ladies wild? Propane. That's right, America's favorite recreational flammable gas. You'll all read my obituary one day, the one where I'm walking down the sidewalk and suddenly Hindenburg when someone drops a cigarette near ( Read more... )

I decided today that shaving is absolutely futile. I can shave 100 times a day, and when I wake up, I look like an old sailor. So, I shave again. Tomorrow? The same story. I think man was intended to be hairy.

Downside to living in the valley: Rain. Goddamn you, rain. I heart you, but could you please refrain from raining when I walk to class? You make the cuffs of my pants muddy and my socks all cold. you get on the back of my jacket when I ride my bike ( Read more... )

Just about the worst thing ever is when ( Read more... )