When I came home this weekend, I tried on my letterman jacket. Jesus H! I could fit about three of me in there. How come nobody told me I was so damn fat in high school?

This is the American Film Institute's list of the 100
Greatest Movies, selected by AFI's blue-ribbon
panel of more than 1,500 leaders of the American
movie community.
1.CITIZEN KANE (1941)
2.CASABLANCA (1942)
3.GODFATHER, THE (1972)
4.GONE WITH THE WIND (1939)
5.LAWRENCE OF ARABIA (1962)
6.WIZARD OF OZ, THE (1939)
7.GRADUATE, THE (1967)
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That was quite the outpouring of comments on my last journal. Well, now that that's over with, we can all move right along. School's going great and all (midterms, kiss my ass), and I am taking it easy in an attempt to relax ( Read more... )

Ok, for those of you just joining our regular programming, I went into Corvallis today to be examined for testicular cancer. It was a pretty scary thing, so I have been kinda messed up these last few days, so I will delay the news no further ( Read more... )

People who write "lol" are fine. It's good to let someone know you are laughing out loud. people who write "lol", or especially "LOL!" after something they say...? That's just not cool. It's like trying to acknowledge that I am the funniest person on the planet, despite the fact that what I said didn't even merit a chuckle:

"Hey, you should call me ( Read more... )

Today, I was looking at the back of my corn nuts, and it is clearly labeled "Product of Kraft Foods Snack Division." Snack division...? Does Kraft Foods have a meal division ( Read more... )

How many of you have a friend so good to you that they would do anything for you? Would they hug you if you were feeling sad? Would they hold your hand if you cried? What about giving you hope in your hour of need? Would they tell you everything would be alright when you were most afraid? Would they say a prayer for you, even if you didn't share ( Read more... )

Wow...I've been up for nearly three hours, and today already promises to be far better than yesterday. Making people feel better is always so much more rewarding than moping. P.S., I really like board games.

Ever have a night when you don't need an excuse to be sad? That's tonight.