• Sat, 12:33: Should I go to my mums friends house to see her parents I've not seen in 6 years, or stay home being sick, alone, with no homemade pizza?
• Sat, 12:41: @ brettclaxton I really love you, you know. You're some magical, wrestling-loving, amazing being who makes me happy. I'm glad you're alive
• Sat, 13:56: Thinking about how awesome Zach ( Read more... )

• Fri, 13:10: @ nataliefisher it was her IM handle, ILuvRomance
• Fri, 14:21: I really, really, really love dudebromance movies. And I don't think they're anti-female either. More on that later
• Fri, 14:23: I miss HIMYM, haven't caught up in ages. ILY Marshmellow
• Fri, 15:55: I want a transplant.
• Fri, 15:56: @ theladymania you might end up being ( Read more... )

Some very interesting things have led me to make some observations on some non-hetero relationships within the Gleeverse.

( Cutting this for Glee Season 2 Spoilers... )

• Thu, 16:14: i have just woken up/ Ive been asleep all day... thats 13 hours. wow.
• Thu, 16:20: no one woke me, no one emailed me, i didint get up to pee, i didnt choke on my own snot... fuck. i wanted to go in to work tomorrow.
• Thu, 18:00: OH GOD. Just remembered why I was up so late... now I'm catching up and i'm shaking and crying. Oh dear ( Read more... )

• Tue, 12:59: "He's such a walking billboard of gay pride that even his eyebrows are triangles..."
• Tue, 13:43: I want some ginger nuts and carrot and corriander soup. Right....NOW.
• Tue, 14:21: I'm getting messages in my headphones. Either I've tipped the bucket and gone fruit loops or aliens are coming. QUICK! WATER.
• Tue, 14:30: "I can't make ( Read more... )

• Mon, 12:05: I think I'd really enjoy Lea Michele in a reproduction of Funny Girl. I say that grudgingly, y'all know my hatred of remakes & possesiveness
• Mon, 12:07: Her vocals would do it justice, and she has the earnestness and fluttering naivite to pull off my favourite scenes
• Mon, 12:08: @ meganbentall when will you be at the cafe? Like, ( Read more... )

• Sat, 13:08: I'm actually dead. I can't do this anymore
• Sat, 13:21: I don't like Juggalos.
• Sat, 16:49: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. THE BANORANGE EXISTS. I TOLD YOU THAT WAS THE FRUIT OF EVIL. IT EXISTS! D:! APOCALYPSE! http://bit.ly/f2GDLR
• Sat, 17:13: Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show ( Read more... )

• Fri, 12:13: Maybe its because I stan Boyz II Men so hard, or because I was part of a choir for so long, but I hate it when groups don't harmonise
• Fri, 12:19: Groups should just all sing at the same time. Offenders: JLS, Wand Erection... And many more I can't think of. I was listening to JLs see...
• Fri, 12:34: IT WAS A CHICKEN FEET SALAD!
• ( Read more... )

• Thu, 12:45: FUCKING FINISH THE SOUP ALREADY YOU ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT
• Thu, 13:07: I love the way my nephew smiles. He's adorable sometimes
• Thu, 14:09: Number one goal in life: make enough money to keep my feet from ever rooting too deep. I want to cityhop till I drop. Lol, rhymes.
• Thu, 14:10: But seriously, I've got itchy boobs. I need to ( Read more... )

• Wed, 12:46: Oh my god, I love you beyond all measure but this is cringeworthy. I feel for you bb. I feel.
• Wed, 12:47: I can't wait for my life to begin.
• Wed, 13:51: i wanna lic-lic-lic-lick you from yo' head to yo' TOES an' I wanna mooove form the bed down-tothe-down to the FLOOOR!
• Wed, 13:51: I fricken love this song...
• Wed, 13:52: I WAS ( Read more... )