WHAT THE HELL

WHAT IS WRONG WITH VOLCANO MONITORING

WHY DO YOU THINK IT IS RIDICULOUS

YOU WILL BE SORRY WHEN THE VOLCANO DEMONS GO UNMONITORED

I KNOW THIS IS ONLY A NITPICK, BUT I AM REALLY, REALLY TIRED OF POLITICIANS TREATING SCIENCE LIKE IT IS DUMB

ALSO, DEFEATED THE SOVIET MENACE? REALLY? REALLY?

YOU MAKE MARDI GRAS SUCK

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Project Number: 24749
Category: Writing / Editing / Translation
Subcategory: Song Writing/Editing
Title: Motivational song for people in wheelchairs
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As foolish as it sounds, I kind of wish I was watching cable news right now. I want a barrage of irrelevant information occasionally studded with "HEY, A THING HAPPENED ( Read more... )

But right now I have a cat who is generally liked, and that's pretty good, even if his favorite place to sit is my hands ( Read more... )

I always have reading plans for the summer, some summers are more successful than others. Here's what I know I'd like to take on ( Read more... )

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Laura Bush just said that R.L. Stine is one of her favorite authors.

Jesus, it's just going to be one of those kinds of days, I can feel it.

UPDATE: Laura Bush took R.L. Stine to Russia to promote literacy. How the hell did I miss this?

I'm totally addicted to The American Experience. I caught the Walt Whitman program last night, and it was pretty fantastic, and I keep being floored today by just how good the last lines of To a Stranger are, the combination of faint optimism and the heartbreaking amount of will we devote to keeping things we will inevitably lose as a whole or in ( Read more... )