riiight :(

Sunday Drag - 4/02/06 ( Read more... )

Maybe I should start drinking or smoking ( Read more... )

Heart Of Gold- Neil Diamond is an amazing song. Download it.

I've been really happy this past week. Everything is going good (knock on wood).

I really want Friday to be perfect.

I'm hosting Battle Of The Bands this year. I hope it will be awesome.

I'm too nice of a person, and being a nice person doesn't get you anywhere. Nice guys indeed finish last.

 
The Riot
Volume: 2 Issue: 11
"The Break"- 2/21/06
By Michael Lemme
Over the past year and a half, I have written 63 different issues of The Riot. These issues were mostly all about different subjects. Yet, I suppose the majority of these issues had a common theme of loneliness. Out of all of the 63 issues of The Riot, I personally think only a ( Read more... )

I just got the book that some of my old jokes were published in. We got to write a one sentence biography and in the back of the book my biography is right next to Jay Leno's and David Letterman's !!!!!!! I know it is in alphabetical order, but I am still really pumped!:-D

Cupid is a prick.

( The Riot: Shot To The Heart )