It looks like nobody has what it takes to lick old Moe ( Read more... )

Jeez... remind me not to ever try to get my relatives hired on the show again. It really takes a certain kinda person to be able to deal with Groening -- I don't mind telling you, he's an ass. Not only is he usually drunk when he gets there, but he really gets off on making people cry. Of course, he never gets old Moe! I do remember this one time ( Read more... )

Yeah, 4th of July is here, and we all get a day off. It's about damn time too -- 13 seasons without a break really gets on your nerves. I'm supposed to fly out to Miami with Duffman and Disco Stu, but I just don't know... South Beach isn't what it used to be back in the day. Homer's having a barbacue as usual, but with the recent "unpleasantness" ( Read more... )

I tell ya, I never get tired of Mayor Quimby's after-shoot parties. You think he plays a corrupt politican on TV... woah! I walk into his foyer, and there's a stripper doing coke off his belly. Turns out she's in the country illegally. Don't surprise me or his mail-order bride, who's following Rev. Lovejoy around offering him body shots. He kept ( Read more... )

It never ceases to amaze me... the things that schnapps will do to Bart. U2 was on there way through Springfield just after we finished another shoot, so we all met up at the bar to make social. Me and The Edge went to bartending school together, so we started talking about old times (what, you think he was born a rock star?). I wasn't paying much ( Read more... )

So me and Disco Stu went over to Krusty's place last night. Pretty much the same as usual, a bunch of floozies in the pool wearing the clown makeup... I really don't see how one man can love what he does so much that he gets off to it. I mean, he's been a clown for decades -- you'd think he'd have some other fetish. Then again, I go for drunk ( Read more... )

So we get done shooting the show last night, and I decide to take the guys out to this little hole on the Strip for a couple of laughs. We're all drinking, but everyone keeps their cool... except Bart (he's really like 30; same genes as Gary Coleman, I guess). This stripper keeps feeding him shots of *cringe* cranberry schnapps, and he starts ( Read more... )

Some kid keeps prank-calling the bar. I really hate that little bastard... what I wouldn't give for five minutes alone with him and a box of rusty nails! I'd pin his ears back and sell him to a sideshow ( Read more... )

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Wow... less than a day on the interweb and I'm already getting hot chicks like janet_reno on my friends list. Look out Marge -- I mean, I know you're already married to Homer and all, but if you wasn't... yowsa ( Read more... )