7th Invasion

Dec 15, 2010 17:55

[Today after school, Squid Girl can be found bustling about in the front yard of 452 Stone Street.  She's got the hose out, and is diligently spraying jets of water at the front door of the house.  Every so often, she fills up a nearby bucket and throws the water at one of the windows.]

"C'mon, freeze!  What am I doing wrong!"

this post is japan's fault, harnessing the power of ice, hilarious misinterpretations

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time_shattered December 15 2010, 23:52:32 UTC
[Dimitri's passing by, still trying to get a feel for his new neighborhood, and he's not quite sure what to make of this.]

What are you trying to do?

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time_shattered December 16 2010, 04:06:44 UTC
Of course, but is that a common occurrence here?

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moemoetentacles December 16 2010, 04:17:04 UTC
Yeah! A turkey tried to kill me a few weeks ago!

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time_shattered December 16 2010, 04:24:32 UTC
Hm, I didn't know this place had any wild turkeys. But I have heard they can be quite vicious.

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moemoetentacles December 16 2010, 12:01:21 UTC
Oh, no, this one was dead.

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time_shattered December 16 2010, 20:22:28 UTC
A dead turkey attacked you. How?

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moemoetentacles December 16 2010, 20:23:44 UTC
With a knife.

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time_shattered December 16 2010, 20:47:24 UTC
I have never heard of anything like that happening before.

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moemoetentacles December 16 2010, 20:52:38 UTC
Yeah, it was pretty weird!

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time_shattered December 16 2010, 20:55:17 UTC
Yes, I'm sure a zombie turkey would be.

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moemoetentacles December 16 2010, 20:56:22 UTC
I defeated it, though!

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time_shattered December 16 2010, 20:58:56 UTC
Was there only one?

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moemoetentacles December 16 2010, 23:54:58 UTC
Yeah, just the one.

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time_shattered December 17 2010, 02:38:59 UTC
That's good to hear, I suppose.

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moemoetentacles December 17 2010, 12:55:25 UTC
Something like that is nothing! I'm definitely stronger than surface creatures.

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time_shattered December 17 2010, 19:13:40 UTC
I suppose so.

What is your name?

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