1st Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Someone's been a busy little squid today.  After waking up in a strange place and tearing her new bedroom apart, Squid Girl met the all-drone family she's been assigned to live with here in Mayfield.  Fortunately for her and probably them, she's so damn stupid that the ensuing conversation has her utterly convinced that she's managed to

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[heartstar_blues]

Wow... overlords from the sea. ☠☠☠☠ original kid.

Also you're in the wrong ☠☠☠☠ place for this.

[moemoetentacles]

What are you talking about? This is the surface, isn't it?

[heartstar_blues]

I don't know. It might be space. It's ☠☠☠☠ Mayfield.

I don't even think there is an ocean anywhere around here. So your ☠☠☠☠ kid.

[moemoetentacles]

No ocean?! But where will the reinforcements come from?

[teh_sword]

[Why Ren is on Stone Street is completely irrelevant. What is relevant is holy what.]

Excuse me?

[moemoetentacles]

You heard me! Bow before your new master!

[teh_sword]

...you?

[moemoetentacles]

Yes!

[10_year_old_kid]

... What?

[You have just earned a blank stare from this passing Pokémon Trainer.]

[moemoetentacles]

Do you have water in your ears? I said I'm going to invade!

[10_year_old_kid]

Invade Mayfield? I mean, I guess you can try but...

[moemoetentacles]

Mayfield? Is that what you humans call the surface?

[moemoetentacles]

All you have to do is submit to me as your future ruler!

[moemoetentacles]

It just means you'll agree not to get in the way when the invasion begins in full force! You can even help if you want! I'll make you a lieutenant or something!

[mymic]

Messenger of the sea, hm?

[...it's hard not to laugh.]

[moemoetentacles]

You're right to be in awe of my power!

[mymic]

Oh, yes, of course. I'm absolutely terrified, even.

[moemoetentacles]

That is the appropriate reaction!