Shite, I've been gone for a long time! Did anyone miss me? I think someone slipped something into my drink because the last thing I remember before waking up in a pile of rubbish this morning was talking to this wild looking calico in one of my favorite local pubs. Strange. What the fuck is that? Is that a rash!? Cripes.

Mommy and daddy are fighting and I have already gone through a pack of fags today stressing out about it. You see, daddy cancelled Christmas for some dog and Paola got her panties in a twist and I, well, I will just miss having him around on Christmas morning. I've gotten used to daddy walking around in his nice plushy robe with his coffee, ( Read more... )

Wow, this place is neat. Much more neat than that Claire lady. *hearty chuckle* I like scratching, sleeping, and long walks in the grass on a cool spring morning.