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[mojo_r]

Shite, I've been gone for a long time! Did anyone miss me? I think someone slipped something into my drink because the last thing I remember before waking up in a pile of rubbish this morning was talking to this wild looking calico in one of my favorite local pubs. Strange. What the fuck is that? Is that a rash!? Cripes.

Comments

[cornflake_james]

You cheated on me :'( :'( *jumps off a cliff*

Noooooooo

[mojo_r]

Cornflake! I was drugged! I swear! *jumps after you*

*sobs*

[cornflake_james]

Mojo Rowntree you have som 'splainin to do >:O I've sat for months pining away for you and not a word or a whisper. *cries* My poor paper horsey heart, it bleeds!

Re: *sobs*

[mojo_r]

Horses are such complicated creatures! I did it for us baby. I made a fortune selling salve to a cult in Hungary who thought I was there leader. Now we have enough money to do whatever our hearts desire. *pet*

[dave_rowntree]

I missed you!

[mojo_r]

I missed you daddy! Why didn't you put up posters?

Re:

[dave_rowntree]

I did put up posters. Unfortunately, the wind is a mighty force against our love. :'(

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[mojo_r]

Next time use glue. :-*

[ally_hilfiger]

Hi Mojo!!!

[mojo_r]

omg! like hi ally!

[rusty_android]

Hello mojo_r,
i saw something like this at http://www.livejournal.com/users/rusty_android/928523.html

Нужен дельный совет

[anonymous]

Приветствую всех