Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"

January
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking andproductive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless ( Read more... )

Ladies and Gents I have found a fox for you! Check him out here and tell me he doesn't just make you all tingly with. . . something. . .

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/

It's Friday afternoon.
I just had a mackin' lunch with Lady J.
I'm full of chinese chicken salad and lobster bisque.
An assload of work is piled on my desk.
It's sunny and the sky is blue.
I have one week left at this job.

Add up all of this information and the result is (drum roll please). I have no interest in work.

Okay, so Monday mornings blow because you have been cruelly dragged away from your REAL life (couch, cheetos, movies, friends, sleeping until a reasonable hour in the morning) and thrust back into corporate cube life. What could ease the pain of this rough transition? Why, a little fantasy! a little romance! A little derring-do! In that spirit I ( Read more... )

My Brain = Scrambled eggs. This meme is ripped from the loverly Lit'ryaffair:

( 13 Things I've done that you probably haven't )

First off - Happy Birthday Mat! You're an incredibly cool, funny talented person and I'm glad I got a chance to hang out with you here in San Diego. I hope your birthday weekend is packed with booze, burgers, cigs and fake accents ( Read more... )

I got the job! A-mazing! Starting next month I will be a Developmental Editor for BOOKS and leave my hell-bitch of a journal behind. Oh, and the significant pay raise doesn't hurt either ( Read more... )

Okay, so as most of you know that lately I've been busier than a one legged man in an ass kickin contest. I've been so busy, in fact, that I haven't been able to take all my vacation days from LAST year, let alone get started on my vacation days from this year. But now it appears that there may be light at the end of the tunnel. This week a friend ( Read more... )

A birfday "Whut Whut" for Tone:

clusterstruck

Check it.

Okay ladies, let's get this straight: Your vagina is not outerwear. Unless you work in certain very specific fields your co-workers and office mates should not, I repeat, not be able to discern the size and shape of your labia during the work day. Your vagina may be a source of great pride to you. Perhaps you feel it's best to keep it available, ( Read more... )