Happy Birthday, spprs. Damn!, I was gonna bring the Thai Hooker. Guess I'll bring midget porn......AGAIN.

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET STUCK BRINGING MIDGET PORN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

...and soaked in the hot tub for about an hour. What a great remedy to the chilly nights. My dog is in a ridiculous red sweatshirt. And she knows it. But she also cannot deny the fact that the night is more bearable with it on, so she no longer tries to take it off, she just shoots me a look every now and then to let me know that she knows that ( Read more... )

...and I am headed out the door for round three. I'm a glutton. I did, however have to go easy at actorkat's house as it was a round two too close to round one at our friend Paulie's. MMMMMMM. Dragged Mamacita both places. She fared pretty well with only a hint of a kat-nap at actorkat's ( Read more... )

For your "political gossip of the day" quota. Sorry if this is old news ( Read more... )

Had a good game on the sand court today, even though I showed up late. Got there just before gonzonia and the Missus took off. But got to play with careena, maxmatahari, tampafats, jamesx, spprs, & trufflesfl. And might I say we are quite the vorreebarr crew. trufflesfl even inspired me to stop bein a pansy and dive for the ball. Quite an improvement in my game with that fear overcome ( Read more... )

I keep getting these text-messaging ads on my phone. They tell me that the future of dating is now mobile ( Read more... )

Just came back from making arrangements to get Yitzhak's nuts chopped off. Poor little guy, he's sitting on my computer desk, lovingly purring at me, completely unaware of the horror tomorrow morning will bring.

And I never even let him have a chance to try them out.

I'd like to Welcome the newest member of lj, tampafats. You may remember "Fats" from such strikes as "Delusion of Darkness", "Murder Ballads" and "The Mineola Twins".

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My friend, aellia, recommended this site. You should type in your own name. I tried mine and got a surprise, so I tried others, and since spprs is as unique a name as mine it included a nice image that J and maladr1n will appreciate. You, obviously should try other words, as well. My friend suggested "rainbow". You can start there. Leave a comment  5 

The benefit of not having to walk or let your dog out every 3-8 hrs a day is having the daily personal joy of scooping every excrement that exits your cat's body. I am my cats' version of plumbing. They just poo in the same place every day and it *magically* disappears for round two ( Read more... )