( Just for fun. Cut to spare my bandwidth a little. )

I apologize for this being only tangentially related to LOTR. Non-hobbit-fangirls can disregard.

So you're wondering what Elijah Wood was doing this past weekend.

Well, ten_fifteen directed me to these incriminating photos of 'Lij as the "King of Bacchus" at Mardi Gras. I think, for better or for worse, you need to see them.

Tights. Cape. Gold. Wow.
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OK. Apparently some shy fanfic writers took my last post - the drinking game - as criticism, and are now haunted by that list of stereotypes and cannot bring themselves to write anymore, for fear that they will be ridiculed by people like me.

NO, NO, NO. That was not the point!

Dudes, please. I love it when Frodo moans in Elvish, or any ( Read more... )

karadin recently asked folks on her LJ: which hobbitslash cliches bug you most? It's an amusing thread, but, I think, too limited for this particular readership. So I've taken the idea further, all the way into a...

'Lord of the Rings' fanfiction drinking game...and I welcome additions to this list, which is, after all, merely a work in progress ( Read more... )

I did it for Fellowship, I did it for Two Towers; now I must do it for ROTK. I'm going to hell, la la la, going to hell...

Lines From 'Return of the King' That Sound Especially Pervy When Taken Out of Context
(In order of their appearance in the film. Many thanks to the illustrated ROTK script at War of the Ring - an awesome achievement indeed ( Read more... )

I hope you are ready for some really raunchy ROTK reading. (Dig the alliteration, hepcats!)

This is an ROTK parody review, which was not (repeat, not) written by me, but it had me laughing helplessly, so I got the author's permission to post it here. I should warn you, there is much squickability - remember my all-slash FOTR? well, this breaks ( Read more... )

crimsonnight17 has compiled a long list of lines from Return of the King that would sound better (well, funnier, anyway) if you substituted the word "pants" somewhere in them. (Especially funny for the Brits, for whom "pants" means "underwear ( Read more... )

Happy New Year!

As earlier promised, I give you this fanfic recommendation to while away the idle hours:
http://members.aol.com/Brumblepop/fics/fh/index.html
"Frodo Hill: Memoirs of a Hobbit of Pleasure," by the fair teasel. Highbrow fanfic - highbrow slash fanfic at ( Read more... )

Originally posted 8-26-2003

This is the last of the pre-posted content. Coming up in a couple of days: parody of ROTK The Film. *joy*Posted this in January to a hobbit-oriented mailing list, but never got around to putting it here. In my usual style, it's somewhere between a celebration of slash and a satire of it. Anyway, in honor of the Two ( Read more... )

Originally posted 6-11-2003

Poor Frodo. The things I put him through.

( The Secret Diary of Frodo Baggins (TTT) )