College girl on cell: I need that like I need a dick in the ass. Random guy: I can help with that. Girl, to guy: I was ... being metaphysical ... metaphorical? Guy: I'll take it either way. Girl: Yeah, sarcastic ... what she said [points to phone]. Guy: Well, I was being serious. --Washington Square Park
Girl: So I'm not the biggest comic fan,
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"And I thought, I don't want to be beautiful. I don't want to be like a camellia or a rose or any kind of flower. I wish I had red hair and freckles and a big mouth like Luisa's. I wish people were still saying what a pity it is I don't look like my mother
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Mirror mirror on the wall Who's the dumbest of them all? Insecurities keep growing, Wasted energies are flowing, Anger, pain and sadness beckon, Panic sets in in a second- Be aware it's just your mind, And you can stop it anytime
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