Not Much Going On

[monarch_the]

The repairs have finally all been done and I've got some new minions. Not that you can really tell or anything-- I have half a mind to expect they're all clone stock from somewhere, seriously. Otherwise things have been pretty dead. I totally need to spice things up! Sow seeds of discord and chaos so that The Monarch may later reap a bountiful

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[dr_t_s_venture]

Don't you have any non-totally-annoying hobbies or something?

[monarch_the]

Well I like to play a little ping pong every now and the-- no, duh, come on, this is what I do! This is my fun time!

[dr_t_s_venture]

Uh huh. What is it when someone can only get their jollies out by terrorizing other people? APD?

[monarch_the]

Eh? APD? Isn't that some sort of... car insurance or something?

[number_21]

I have an idea to create some dissonance. Lets mess with the Underground transportation systems of London and New York. People will be late for work, meetings, hearings etc and they'll be all "Ahhhh, I'm trapped heah, and my kids are alone theah!" or something like "Great scott, this jolly sucks, it do it do!"

BTW I had no clue about the cloooooones(Dramatic echo) boss. I thought we just had a policy to recruit twins. Then again we kind of all look the same with our masks. OMG! ARE 24 and I the-the...THE LAST ORIGINAL HENCHMEN ON EARTH!?!?!

[monarch_the]

....Holy crap, that's actually not a bad idea. I mean, I think your assumption of what British people sound like hasn't been updated since the 1600's, but no, that's actually a good idea, 21. I'll keep it in mind! Here, you can like, have the night off or something. Have Number 16 take up your dish duty.

And god I hope not.

[peter_white]

I'd pretty much be dead without air-conditioning. Don't know how you can do it.

[monarch_the]

Trust me, it's not going to stay this way much longer. I'll have the henchmen start selling lemonade if we have to spring for extra cash.

Oh, and are we still on for the hangout thing? I think I'm going to be tied up for a few days, or someone else will be, at any rate, so how does like, Friday sound?

[drscudworth]

CLONE STOCK?! And where, may I ask, did you procure these clones from?!

[monarch_the]

They're not actual clones, I was being obno-- do I have to explain what exaggeration is to you?

[cloneofarc]

I know you don't care, but I'm saying it now anyways.

Clones aren't exact replicas. That's doppelgangers.

[monarch_the]

I thought dopplegangers were the evil ones.

[cloneofarc]

As far as I know, they aren't. I didn't really research them.

But yeah...I just know clones aren't exactly the same. They're individual people and they think for themselves. I don't know. Just kind of something I like to clarify for personal reasons.

[monarch_the]

Oh, yeah yeah, I know they all think for themselves and crap, I'm just saying they all look alike. But that's probably the mask or something.