BASTE IN THE TERROR!

[monarch_the]

The Monarch-- aided by the brilliantly evil Antagone and his budding ward Kim (who we so need to come up with a villainess name for)-- have pulled off a plot of such inspirational chaos that it left an entire populace in holiday-themed terror! Imagine the horror on those fools' faces when a veritable flood of rabid turkeys descended upon them from

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[croozin]

Rabid turkeys?

[monarch_the]

They were practically foaming at the beak!

[croozin]

But can't they just be shot in the head? They're turkeys. I don't even think turkeys are vicious.

[monarch_the]

I wasn't trying to make indestructible birds or anything. It was just about having people panic! Which they so did.

[explodeyourself]

...I got a red uniform, too. So, like, uh...that means we're on the same team, right? That should be interesting.

[monarch_the]

Yeah, I guess it does. Are you any good at not getting hit by crap? You're kind of, you know, huge.

[explodeyourself]

Uh, yeah, we get shot at...all the time. I'm not dead. You do the math.

[monarch_the]

All right, fine, we'll give it a shot. No pun intended.

[monarch_the]

I wouldn't have it any other way.

[industrial_pink]

Do I have to be the "budding" ward? That kinda sounds like I'm an undeveloped twelve year old girl, and that would make you extra creepy. But yes. Feathers and malevolence. That was the best holiday ever.

Aww... We're on opposite teams. I'm so gonna shoot you.

[industrial_pink]

[lock to Offdensen]

Oh? This sounds exciting. I'll be there.

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[queen_monarch]

We know you're way past the point of 'budding'. Just let him posture...he enjoys it. I'm so *proud* of you -- I'm so sorry I missed it!

[queen_monarch]

Uniform? Wait -- Oh, this is JUST what I get for trying to get into other hobbies. I miss all the fun.

Just let me iron it before you put it on, or you'll look like a tablecloth.

[monarch_the]

Sorry, sweetie. We'll just have to do something extra evil for Christmas, right? Oh, oh, speaking of, we have yet to pick a song to do this year!

Yeah, yeah, all right. ...Did you get one, or are you sitting this out?

[queen_monarch]

Oh, crap, song.....Hmm....what about something a little more traditional this year? We could do the Twelve Days of Christmas, and change all the words.......

...hmm, well, I know I'll be giving you something "french" on the third day, but I don't think I can put it in a song.

I didn't get a uniform, but --- I mean, do you think there's room? It seems like fun, but I don't want to crowd the game. I suppose I could just wait at home for my handsome conquering hero to come and pillage me.

[monarch_the]

Oh, keep up that naughty talk and Santa Monarch will have to give you a 'lump' of something for Christmas.

...that sounded sexier in my head.

Of course there's room! Just tell Offdensen. ...Although yeah, totally wouldn't object to that second option, my deliciously devious damsel. ♥