Okay, so at first I was super pissed that my foul-mouthed captive's little B-Team (because they SO aren't cool enough to be the A-Team!) had to show up and ruin the relaxing time I was having waiting for a ransom and hanging out with Greed. I mean, come on, you dicks so didn't need to go fucking Rambo on the henchmen. I'm going to get woken up by ( Read more... )

The Monarch (with the help of a friend) has once again set into motion a diabolically deceitful plot! This time the foul-mouthed child of some old wealthy bastard has been villainously taken prisoner, to be released only once his ransom has been grovelingly met! He is under guard of both man and beast, secreted away in the deepest, darkest reaches ( Read more... )

The repairs have finally all been done and I've got some new minions. Not that you can really tell or anything-- I have half a mind to expect they're all clone stock from somewhere, seriously. Otherwise things have been pretty dead. I totally need to spice things up! Sow seeds of discord and chaos so that The Monarch may later reap a bountiful ( Read more... )

Okay, so first off what the hell kind of crime bosses uses "blue rose" as their symbol? I mean are you fucking serious? They couldn't even do black rose? So gay.

But yeah, so the Cocoon was infiltrated and attacked AGAIN by some whackjobs looking for the baby. They took out like, thirty henchmen. The rest, as it turns out, were either defending ( Read more... )

So I've been watching over the little caterpillar that I didn't even want to take in the first place, but at least this ensures he's not going to be guzzling down Lupin's bottle of soy sauce. In the meantime between finding this kid's parents I've able to get him some clothing. ...Well, and some toys. And, you know, baby formula and diapers and ( Read more... )

Okay, so not only is it enough that my eyebrows were cruelly sliced off, but now, for some GODAWFUL REASON, there is the most HORRIBLE smell permeating from the Cocoon! I have NO fucking idea what it is, but it's like EVERYWHERE! Geh, oh, it's just disgusting. Like one of those smells you can taste. It has to be somewhere in the air vents or ( Read more... )

Well.... I think we're all learning a valuable lesson at the very least with this adventure. I definitely have learned that spandex is very uncomfortable. I went shopping for some decent clothes but uh... I still feel uncomfortable I think it's because this body doesn't fit quite right ( Read more... )

You know what's great for picking a lame dance party up? Mm? Mindless villain-on-villain violence. God, it was GREAT! I mean you shoot a small laser at someone's back and just WHAM, the whole place goes up like a powder keg! Fists, limbs, tentacles and various other extremities flailing and fighting, death rays and poison darts filling the air--- ( Read more... )

Well, the Cocoon's off to the Mexican border! The majestic monarch migration should be occurring soon, so I'm taking the henchmen down and we'll set up and picnic and everything! It'll be great! I trust my wife will be coming too. ♥

...Oh, and funnyface? The Guild's holding some big Spring Ball whoop-de-doo. We got an invitation. Do you want to go

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